eBook - Bartholomew the Bread Monster

Mindy was just trying to build a killer brand for her artisan bakery.

But when a mysterious bag of Black Beauty flour turns her sourdough starter, Lord Bartholomew, into a sentient, power-hungry entity her business hustle becomes a horrifying fight for survival. Lord Bart doesn't just ferment. He colonizes. The evil starter begins mutating, ensnaring neighbors, and luring her fanatical customers into a sweet, pastry trap.

To destroy the demonic bread monster and save her neighborhood from becoming a calcified mound in her backyard, Mindy forms an alliance with her friend Cade, her cat named Circe, and Madge who is a tongue-less, bug-eating witch with a penchant for gruesome stomach-churning hexes. Mindy must navigate black magic, possessed vehicles, and an army of hypnotized customers.

Packed with bizarre horror, dark humor, and relentless small-business hustle, this is a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest culinary scene, proving that the hardest part of artisanal baking is stopping your dough from taking over the city.

An unhinged, darkly hilarious descent into sourdough horror. Perfect for fans of grotesque horror, absurd comedy, and anyone who’s ever taken a baking obsession a little too far.